i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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