would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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