i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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