i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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