there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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