At least make sure they are 18
Why
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
i think my cat just said my name.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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