If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
