everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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