i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Randomize
