If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize
