He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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