She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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