i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Randomize