I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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