The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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