Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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