i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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