Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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