Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
