So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Randomize
