How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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