i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
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