its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
we're so committed to being not committed
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
