You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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