hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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