the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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