She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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