I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
if only i could text you this smell
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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