He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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