Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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