two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Randomize