David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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