i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
We need a shit load of segways right now
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