this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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