Your tits are I can't wait for
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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