he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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