If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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