I got chris browned last night
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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