How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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