A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Randomize
