Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Is it because I queefed?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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