i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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