what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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