WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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