I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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