we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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