Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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