i can't believe i had my finger in that
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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