so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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