STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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