so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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