Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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