Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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