So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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