you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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