I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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