seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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