Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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