do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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