Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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